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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn’t stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said ‘Stop or slow
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The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, “How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?” She looked him rite in the eye and said, “You’re never home !”