A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. “Are you a friend of the bride ?” he asked. “Certainly not,” she snapped, “I’m the groom’s mother.”
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. “You got any I.D.?” the patrolman asked.” “‘Bout what?” the hillbilly replied.
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn’t want to become a hot dog.
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.” He stared at the screen, focusing
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The salesguy brought the man to a parrot in the back.”Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is an very special animal” the salesman said.”What
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said “Boy !!! It’s so warm in