One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. The man driving went right through the red light. The passenger looked at the driver and screamed,
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims,
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer
A man walks into an auto parts store and says “I’d like a rear view mirror for my Yugo.” The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says “Yup, seems like a fair trade to me.”
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to stone her to death.Jesus stops them and says, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!”Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fires off a stone at
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic “smart” missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO’s base.
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.