How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. “Which side is it best to lie on?” she asked. “The side that pays your fee,” replied the doctor.
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies “GIVE ME A FIVER AND I’LL COME IN
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of creams and then a white foam in preparation for their love making. She finally announced that she was ready.
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.