Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense of humor loves this one!:)Knott’s Berry Farms and National Organization of Women:New company will be called – Knott NOW!!!
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called “Boomerang.”
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” And the
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. “Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!”, she exclaimed.”No”, said the genie, “You have been very bad this year, and because of
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, “When was your last election?” The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, “before bleakfast.”
Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one’s exposure. One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers;
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it’s one of two things.The Doc says, “Well, it’s either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.””What do you mean!” The guy says, “Can’t you tell the difference?””Well, says the Doc, the