A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes up,”what the hell was that?”. The truck driver replies, “some kinda animal, go back to sleep.” Further the same thing again, bang,
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price.She thought she’d die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “Price check
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the trooper said. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom says, “No honey, the dog is in heat.””What’s that mean?” asked the child.”Go ask your Father. I think he’s in the garage”.The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, can I
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run. The plane crashed intoan empty field, creating a huge crater. Serbian search andrescue workers have recovered 307 bodies so far, provingthat NATO is using Albanian
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. “Didn’t you see the arrow, buddy?” he asked. “An arrow?” the confused driver said. “I didn’t even see the Indians
a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says “alright John, how you getting on today?”