The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the ‘Hillary Clinton Bucket.’It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.
A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says,”Normally father, i dont pick up hitch hikers. You seem like a man of dignity so i
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day with the following exercises a week before the exam, you will be totally prepared for the test — and best of all — you can do
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become the next President of the United States.”The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?”Redneck: “Why, is it required?”
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, “Pig!” The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, “Moron!” They continue on their way and as
Here’s a sure-fire set of tests to check your parenting abilitites.This is about as close as you can get to the real deal! :)MESS TEST – Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.TOY TEST – Obtain
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.