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The Australian liberal party announced today…

The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party’spolitical stance :A condom stands up to inflation,halts production,discourages co-operation,protects a bunch of dicks,and gives one a sense of security whilescrewing others.

Code word for sex!

A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”.The

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Fairy tales

A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?”And he replied, “No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with ‘If Elected I promise…’”

Red, Yellow, and Green!

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in

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BUY YUGO WAR BONDS

BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developingcountry just out of the clutches of communism.What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter forone month for the ethnic clensing!Their motto: I wanns be like Ike! A little behind the times, BUT!They

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A young bloke

A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he’s half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he’s all right. “I’ve got a problem, Boss. I’m

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Playing House

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage.”Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this was cute.”Well,” said Little Johnny, “I figured I could just

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