Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?”
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in Toronto.As she grabbed her luggage and headed off, she asked, “Did you miss me?”I replied quite innocently, “It’s been so hard without you.”
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as “that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis”.When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit
Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn’t working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself.
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male gender?MENstruation, MENopause, MENtal breakdown, GUYnecology, HIMmorrhoids…
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut