The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says “Honey, look what I won at bingo”.Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,”Honey look what I won at bingo”.Next week she come home from bingo driving a
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, “I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away, but what could “I” possibly do to save the country?”Mrs. Clinton: “Come inside and let me explain, Mrs. Bobbit…”
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection – a baseball bat – to the cash register. “Cash or charge?” the
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, “Hey! You wanna see my underwear?”Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall,
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One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, “I did that by accident.” She replied, “I know that, daddy.” He replied, “How’d you know?” The girl said, “Because you didn’t
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” replied little Johnny.His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.Well, now he’s a little pissed, so he goes to