A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently.”His buddy asks, “Oh? Why do you wonder about that?”To which he replies, “Well, somebody ran off with my wife this week!”
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?” The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?” The Russian says, “What’s meat?” The North Korean
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, “We can just live on love.”Finally, she relented and they got married. The morning after their honeymoon, she got up and sat on the
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.”Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a