Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give me a pint o’the brandy.”Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed Jack, ” I could never do that! I have never sold alcohol to a nun in
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C…and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . …92% Fix-A-Flat!
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go’s on and there is Bill Clinton about to give a speech. The man yells, “There’s a horses ass”A guy gets up and punches him.. And the man left.. Then when Hilary Clinton
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation.On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal