Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I’ll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator….when I lock my keys in the car
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, I’m sending him over.”The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.”A
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans say, “That’s OK…We don’t serve you either.
Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.3. Why don’t we just cuddle?4. You know they have surgery to fix that.5. Make it dance.6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?7. Wow, and your feet are so big.8. It’s