|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end…”And lead us
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?” “I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi… Darn! There goes another one!”
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.The pro looks all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers and determines that sure
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone