A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years
One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber’s car in the front of the house. – Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to find his wife packing a suitcase. He angrily asked her where she was going.”I’m moving to Las Vegas. I can make $400-500 there doing what I give you for free.”The
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. — Groucho MarxWe must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, “Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.”New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up. “That’s okay with us,” the mother said, “But what made you decide to be a minister?” “Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go