How long will a floating point operation float?
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse. “I just don’t know what to do with you!” he said, shaking his head.We’ve talked about this
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. — Dick MartinI do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.””Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.””If the people don’t want to come out to the park, nobody’s gonna stop them.””No wonder nobody comes here; it’s too crowded.””We made too many wrong mistakes.””You can
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps. A policeman checks the crowd—-no priest, no minister, no man of
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, “Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains!Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton.