A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident. The two were in line to see St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter asked the lawyer his name and looked it up in his book. He then asked the Pope for his name, and looked it up
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.Don’t
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.””We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.””You’re either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle.””He’s like all great players — not great yet.””You
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness? – He refused becuase he hadn’t seen the accident.
How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18…B52…F18