Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A: “I’m
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator ofNew York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen?With all that’s
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the window, and on the dashboard…
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad.I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about writing a will.He said, “Will, will,… WHAT WILL? I’m making a
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election.”I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. “Idon’t know any of them.””I feel the same way,” the second man said. “Only I knowthem all.”
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, “Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?” The second farmer replies,”No I ain’t.” The first farmer says, “Yeah, it’s a big yielding variety. The stalk don’t grow too big, but the