|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late!”Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.When
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned – they couldn’t get the tailgate open!
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. — GuitryAh Mozart! He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. — BorgeAlways talk to your wife while you’re making love… if there’s a phone
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.