How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion. But what if he’s right? That has not happened yet.
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the