The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!” The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked,
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. “Paddy,” he said, ” I’m afraid I’ll not be seeing you in Heaven one day.” “Really, Father?” slurred Paddy. “What have you done?”
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and threw them at Jeni, yelling, “Hey, woman, can you fill these pants up?””Of course not, you jerk. You know I can’t.” “You’re right. You can’t. I wear the pants in this family.”So