What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.What’s the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf’s mother? One is Moscow, the other is cow’s ma.Where did the vegetables go to get drunk?
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,stressing that it should be of international quality.The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearingcomplaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and becomefurious. He called the chief
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.Q: How
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome.Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year’s hide and seek champ.
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,” answers the President. “But sir, what about the mad cow?!!” asks the waiter. “Oh,” answers Dubya, “she’ll order for
Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. “Oh. Maud,” said her friend, “you’ve lost your engine!” “Never mind,