A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD”No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey’s implementation:1. In Western Europe no one knew what is “lack”2. In Africa no one
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, “What are we going to do?” The other replied, “Quick, turn the car into a side street.”
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?Poloroids.What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?A lawn moo-er.What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south paw.What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and’tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing, it just shuts up.What does Michael Jackson call his “Tickle-me Elmo” doll?Bait.What goes “99 thump 99 thump 99 thump…?”A centipede with a wooden leg.What goes “Tick
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburb ofPhiladelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is marriedto a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested forgrowing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my othertwo
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.