There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,”If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someonewho had committed
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion”. The Pope was overjoyed and told God
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: “Go
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No thank you,” she saidpolitely.” “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keepingmyself pure until I meet the man I
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, “What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”? The bishop said, “Did you try “aunt”? The Pope