If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game,” when we are already there?Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic…shouldn’t they already know you’re coming?Why
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush’s health care reform ideas. The old man said “Well, ya know, old Bush is a post turtle”.So,
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.Did you hear about the
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,”Aren’t you Moses?” But the man wouldn’t listen to himand continued walking.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away..
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don’t, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? “Well done.”What did one cloned sheep say