Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 – to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think I don’t realize you’re having me followed by a detective who’s tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?”
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,” said the first. “He’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.” “Not Tex,” the second cowboy replied. “He’ll always be just a good ol’ boy. When
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. Heasked if they had a license and, when they didn’t, sent them off to getone. They caught the town clerk just as he was
What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can’t keep a good man down !
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should wake and rise up talking.