A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on theFerris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wifewent on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out andlanded in a heap at her husband’s
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a golf nut. You’ll never see me on weekends during golf season.””Well, dear,” she murmured. “I have a confession to make too. I’m a hooker.””No big deal,” replied the groom. “Just keep your head down and your
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?””Yeah,” says the other cowboy.”Look,” says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!””Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don’t make me smile.”