|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.”Ever have an accident?””Nope, nary a one.””None? You’ve never had any accidents.””Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.””Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He asks, “What are you doing?”She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breastsof a 25 year old.”The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, “He was born in a manger.” Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?””Gosh,” Jack says,
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps