A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. “Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The man replies,
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.”Come to bed, darling,” she whispered after some time had passed.”Not likely,” replied the blonde groom, “my mother told me that this would be the best night
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the cave… “Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!” and then listened very
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum said, “No.”The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?”The bum said, “No.”Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife cansee what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.