|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.” Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: “There’s nothing athletes like – or indeed hate – more than hanging around like this.” – David Coleman, BBC 1
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible towomen you are?”The flattered husband said, “No, dear they haven’t.”The wife yells, “Then what the heck gave you THAT idea at the partytonight?”
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: “…….and ninthly…”
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air.”So? How was it going last
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and lingering…” – Overheard in a hallway “In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted.” – CBS reporter during the solar eclipse “A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said,”Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?” The farmersaid, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, ”