Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don’t expect results.
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse stumbles and jostles the man’s wife. Once across
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A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, “Don’t unleash the beast in me.”The wife snickered and replied, “Unlike a lot of women, ‘dear’, I’m not the least bit afraid of a mouse.”
Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.””Faith, I thought as much,” said the cunning lady, “but as I had been cheated two or three times before, I was determined