At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap – but who wants to eat dirt?
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, “Sir, I offer you my honor.”He replies, “I honor your offer.”And that’s how it goes all night. Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully).The 1997 nominees are: NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the new tenant’s neighbor. “Why on earthdid you get married?””I suppose it was the old business of ‘opposites attract’,”was the reply. “He wasn’t pregnant and I was.”
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know – I ordered a small steak and got a calf.