A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married. On theirwedding night they settle into the bridal suite and the bride says to her newgroom, “Please be gentle… I am still a virgin.” The startled groom says “How canthat be? You’ve been married twice…”The bride
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. “I want two hamburgers,” he said. “One with onions, and one without.” The counter man: “Okay. Which one’s without the onions?”
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings’ events. The woman says, “You are a terrible lover!”The man replies, “How can you tell after only 30 seconds?!”
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: “Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.”
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “Myhusband wants me to ask you…””I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on hershoulder, “I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until
Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.