Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he’ll tell everybody.
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said. Fairfax County police said Eric A. Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these straps
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”
Hello? Fred’s Restaurant. Hello! I’d like to know, do you serve crabs? We serve anyone, sir! Come on in!
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex maniac. My husband never leaves me alone. He makes love to me all night long, while I’m in the shower, while I’m cooking breakfast, while I’m making the beds, and even while I’m trying to clean