|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire some fireworks. The only real problem was, their launch pad and seating arrangements were atop a several hundred thousand gallon fuel distillation storage tank. Oddly enough, fumes were ignited, producing a fireball
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are a one”She said “What do you mean, I am a one?”I said, “If Bo Derek’s a ten, you’re a one”.
At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips!
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings.The husband answers it, to find out is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.He says, “She cannot talk rrright now, she ‘as a frog in ze thrrrought.”
|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He’s pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride. They go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen. These
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven. “One more thing that heatsup instantly and goes off in twenty seconds.”
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”