How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face.”What’s the matter, dear?” asks the woman at the front desk.”Well,” sniffed the girl, “He told me he’d been saving up for 60 years, and
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer. Alone on the rear of his aluminum bass boat with his buddies, this individual stood up, spread
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, “If you don’t do the following, your husband willsurely die”. 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. 2.At lunch time, make him
Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder! I don’t know – friendly thing isn’t he !
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.”Oh honey,” said the young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?””No,” said the old man, “it means you can take your