Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever … well, you know … does she … well, let you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two. “Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s into the dog trick aspect of it.” “Oh, I see.
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. “I’ll have a hamburger please.” “Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. “Make that well done.” Waitres turned away again. “Torture it!” she yelled.
Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The Spaniard says, “Consider the word for ‘butterfly’. In Spanish, it is pronounced ‘Mariposa’, a beautiful sounding word.” The French man says, “True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.”
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.”Dad,” says the son, “what do I do tonight? I’m very nervous.””Don’t worry,” comforts the father. “It’s all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender for the annual “Darwin Award”. That prestigious prize is given posthumously to the person who does the human gene pool the greatest service by removing himself from it in the
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”The counselor turns to her husband and inquires “Is that true?” The husband replies “Well not exactly, she’s the one that suffers, not
Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !