Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. “How did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!”
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?Whatever happened to preparations A through G?When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?When they first invented the clock, how did
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him – “I can clearly see your nuts!”
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me yourmoney”, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey, watch it – I’m a UnitedStates Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY
Learner driver: What happens when everything’s coming your way? Instructor: You’re in the wrong lane.