A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, “I’m a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We’re here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?” The
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning.”Congratulations!” said the clerk looking at the bride. “Would you like the bridal then?””No thanks,” said the woman. “I’ll just hold him by the ears until he gets the hang of
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses.”Boy,” said the farmer, “that sure makes me want todo the same.””Well, go ahead,” said his girlfriend. “It’s your cow.”
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, “You’re
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. “Was he tall or was he short?” The businessman replies, “Both!”