|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a “farm-type dump truck. ” Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah. Hey, I’ve got an idea. We can
A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman’s company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, “Return his
Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. “This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart.” The patient is pleased. He asks, “What were their jobs?” “One was a teacher and the other was an accountant.” “I’ll
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced. So he asks his best man to come along on the honeymoon and give a few pointers. The best man exclaims, “Come on man, its your honeymoon, you’re supposed to be spending time
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) – Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an