|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. Idon’t want gas or Novocain because I’m ina terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth asquickly as possible.” You’re a brave woman said the dentist. Now,show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well,”
An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You’ll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure…go ahead: I don’t want you to.I’m not upset: Of course I’m upset, you moron.You’re so manly: You
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, “This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago.”John: “Hmm… Susan? about 3 months ago?”Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got