A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girlfriend he’d have it fixed in no time. However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He askedhis girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them. She
An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. “Look at it this way sir.” he said finally. “How would your wife carry on if you should die ?” “Well…” drawled the weather-beaten man, “I don’t reckon that’d be any concern of mine
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for. In fact, she made sure that every job she did resulted in a win-win situation. One day while walking down the street she was tragically hit by a
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, “Wash. Biol. Surv.” until the agency received the following letter
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was aboutto storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.Driving