A motorist ran into a shop. “Do you own a black and white cat?” he asked. “No,” replied the manager. “Oh dear,” said the motorist, “I must have run over a nun.”
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can’t drink and drive, why
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come together as a group, and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I in team,” as well as the one that says “Hang In There,
My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she’s run over.
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I think I’m the strongest man in the world but it hasn’t been proven yet.”Snow White says “I think I’m the fairest lady in the land but it hasn’t been proven yet.”Quasie says “I think I’m the
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I’ve been driving all my life and can safely say that I’ve never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!