If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except “Tied to the Whipping Post”.
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who was convicted of five robberies and a kidnapping. The judge reduced the sentence to 1,001 years.
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult time. The kite wasswinging wildly, not exactly what you’d describe asstable, so his wife sticks her head out the door andsays, “Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail.” Ralph replies “Make
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. “What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”