Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel Sprouts!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where 🙂 means a smile and 🙁 is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o( respectively. Well, how about some “assicons”?Here’s a few:(_!_) a regular ass(__!__) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(_^^_) a bubble ass(_*_) a sore
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?””Hello, is this the FBI?””Yes. What do you want?””I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He ishiding marijuana inside his firewood.””Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. Theysearch the shed where
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the off season!
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. “Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?” Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to say only two words every 7 years.After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.”Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass