Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill they get married.
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”.”Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say”…”And
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said “Dad lookwhat I made.” So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly
Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. “That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. “Yeah it is, isn’t it? I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the