There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around
A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, ”I think it would be a good idea.”
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A man who every morning comes to work from a different direction. 4) A man who never makes the same mistake once. 5) A nice guy who
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the father of twins.””What a coincidence!” the man said with some obvious pride. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”The nurse returned
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally getshimself to the doctor. He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on myhoneymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.” “I’m not really married.” “It’s only a cold sore.” “Looks aren’t important to me. I like you for your personality.” “Size isn’t important.” “This won’t hurt, I promise.” “We don’t have to go all the way,
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped