When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, “I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up.”Adam got very excited: “Oh, that would be so great, I would really
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users – People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert Users
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks,” can I see your license and registrationplease!”The blonde responds, “license and registration what is that?”The cop respnds,” you will find your license in your purse andregistration in your glove compartment.”The cop gets the license
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.””But I buried your wife ten years ago,” replied the undertaker.”I got married again,” the man sobbed.”Oh,” said the undertaker. “Congratulations.”
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S. is still the Land of the Free, but your marriage demonstrates that