Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want’s to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska.So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan, so he goes in
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church.However, the atheist’s life was good, he had a well-paying job
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!