Ref:I’m sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, “The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it’s got such big jowls. One bite and your gone.”The second shook his head and said “Nah, hippo may be
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to change the things I cannot accept,And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those peopleI had to kill today because they pissed me off.And, help me to be carefulOf the toes I step on today as
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!